House of Fun.

...HOUSE OF FUN... by Madness *Released 1982* Intro: Verse 1: Good morning Miss, can I help you son? Six-teen today, and up for fun. I'm a big boy now, or so they say, So if you'll serve, I'll be on my way. Verse 2: Box of balloons, with the feather-light touch, Pack of party-poppers, that pop in the night. A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin, Miss Clay on all corners, has just walked in. Chorus 1: Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age, Welcome to the House of Fun. Welcome to the lion's den; temptation's on his way. Welcome to the House of... Interlude: Verse 3: N-n-n-n-n-n-no, no miss; you mis-understood, Six-teen big boy, full pint, in my manhood. I'm up to date, and the date's today, So if you'll serve, I'll be on my way. Chorus 2: Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age, Welcome to the House of Fun. Welcome to the lion's den; temptation's on his way. Welcome to the House of... Interlude: Middle 8: I'm sorry son, but we don't stock, Party gimmicks, in this shop. Try the House of Fun; it's quicker if you run; This is a chemist's, not a Joke Shop! Verse 4: Party hats, simple enough, clear, Compre-hende? Savvy? Understand? Do you hear? A pack of party hats, with the coloured tips, Too late; Gorgon's heard gossip. Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay; many happy returns from the day. Chorus 3: Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age, Welcome to the House of Fun. Welcome to the lion's den; temptation's on his way. Welcome to the House of Fun. Chorus 4: Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age, Welcome to the House of Fun. Welcome to the lion's den; temptation's on his way. Welcome to the House of Fun. (Repeat to Fade)